I was grateful, feasting on spiced turkey and cranberry-stuffed squash, when a mild-mannered business dude and his fuzzy-haired professor wife dropped a story on the table that rocked my world and made me question my relationship to all living things. I wonder what you think.
It struck this busy, urban couple that they had too much work, anxiety, angry teens and not enough happiness and sleep, so they stocked up on comfort food and bust out of the city to a ginger-bread rental in the woods.
On the freeway to inner-peace, their hopes and dreams for the weekend were struck dumb by shrieking tires and a loud THUD. Fred yelled, STOP THE CAR. Sonya floored the brakes. A massive beast fell to the asphalt in slow motion. The car in front of them smashed into a deer. The car that hit her did not stop. Dark clouds formed in the night sky.
Was it a dream? Sonya couldn’t believe her eyes. Fred got out of the car and un-noosed his tie. His ears, nose and throat twitched when he saw the deer up close.
Road-kill.
Fred’s back arched. Dormant muscles and curling chest hair bust out of his straining shirt, his mind, a flood.
My childhood… my children… my beautiful wife.
He gnashed his implants into his suddenly square jaw, and his orderly brain turned to… steak. He he-manned the carcass over his shoulders exactly like his late father would, ambled back to the car and hoisted the dead meat into the trunk. Sonya stared up at the sky. Thunder rumbled. Lightening cried.
In the shadows of the gingerbread-house in the woods, Fred heaved the hairy remains of the deer out of the car, draped the hulking beef across his abruptly ripped shoulders and pleaded with his wife to get the camera. Sonya shook her head, unable to form words. It started to rain. She grabbed an umbrella from the back seat.
The rain poured down. Fred tied the deer’s hind legs and hung her upside-down from a tree. He skinned her body, slashed her throat and bled her dry. Sonya held the umbrella to protect her man, her children’s father from the rain. He chopped off the deer’s head and proceeded to saw her body into steaks. Blood spurted and sprayed everywhere. They were soaked in it. Fred was happy as he worked. Onions, mushrooms and garlic fried in his head.
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27 Responses to All Living Things
Wow! Quite a story. I need to get me some roadkill 🙂
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Well, I wouldn’t suggest it unless you know for sure the animal was just killed, and also because it’s against the law. 🙂
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Where I’m from, it’s not against the law- in fact, the police have a list of families they contact whenever there’s a fresh deer or something killed.
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Great writing, lady!
Having a full on survivalist for a partner I can totally relate. My guy has made the journey from watching Masterchef shows on TV to wanting to know that the animals he eats have been killed humanely for many reasons, food quality not being the least of them. He’s currently living on over 50% of what he eats being grown or made by himself. He doesn’t talk that much about this in general. Maintaining these values is time consuming. I do recall though his dismay about kiling a pig after raising it since they are so intelligent that its really emotionally tough.
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All respect to your survivalist partner, we can learn from him.
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Then what happened? How did he know ho w to bleed and prep a deer?
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Good question, Howard. I’m going to ask him to be sure, but my hunch is that his father knew how to skin a rabbit.
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Can’t wait to see how this turns out.
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I doubt that in reality a roadkill is edible unless one is really deprived of all food sources(and I know it is a fiction…) 🙂 ,
but yes, I would shoot, or trap and kill an animal if I have to survive that way. It is much more honourable than eating the meat products of brutally-ran industrial farms and I believe killing an animal without wasting parts of it pays more respect to the animals and nature than consuming the meat products in the market. Most of us eat meat products, but would love to IGNORE how those animals were raised and slaughtered and how those product find their way to our plates!
Cheers
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This is a true story, told in my choice of words. The deer is perfectly edible and is stacked in their freezer, in steak form.
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I just finished reading your post. I loved it and I mean that sincerely. They are getting better and better every time. It reminds me of a story I read in the Sun magazine which generated a lot of reaction. We civilized types don’t like to think of ourselves as hunters/predators but that is what we are. It isn’t all of what we are. Living on a farm I have begun to develop a whole new attitude and respect for animals.
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a very gruesome story. mom
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Quelle histoire ! Personnellement, je serais incapable de tuer moi-même un animal, je suis trop moumoune. Mais je suis assez lâche pour le manger si quelqu’un d’autre le tue. J’adore ton blogue, Brenda, et je suis moi aussi une grande fan de Roth… qui n’aura pas le Nobel cette année.
Geneviève
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Brenda, this gets better and better! May I beseech you to keep on keeping on maideleh?
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YES. Thank you. Likewise, I’m sure. 🙂
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He must have known what he was doing. That said, when I was 14 an uncle of mine let me get up early and help him skin the rabbits. That one experience has stayed with me and left me forever open to the prospect of hunting and killing. In the past year, because of woofing and the fact that her boyfriend grew up in the country, my 19 year old daughter has killed and dressed two turkeys and a dozen chickens. It’s not an easy thing to do, either physically or emotionally, but sometimes it just has to be done.
Great piece Brenda!
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Fascinating. Your uncle must have been humane in his approach, unlike some similar stories I have heard where the ‘teacher’ in question seemed to take malicious pleasure in upsetting the child. Your daughter rocks! I’d like to talk to her.
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They told their story during dinner? I would have lost mine!
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Now that was intense!
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Roadkill! My parents had friends that used to eat roadkill. It grossed me out, but waste not want not!
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Thanks, Susie, nice to see you here! I did have fun checking out your peeps and left my mark as instructed.
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Excellent! I am so glad you came!
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Fascinating dreams, or writting quality….
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Not a dream, Jesus, real life.
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